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Logical Environmental Concern of an American Driver
Phillip MacArthur
I got my gas tank full.
As I pull out of the lot
I feel the extra weight
Of the precious nourishment
Pressing my car down close
To the road.
Now all the scientists say:
Stupid selfish people put
Pollution in the air
So everyone beware.
And: be sure to feel guilt
When a tilt in the priceless
Balance of the Earth drags
Mountains of ice to their knees
And poisonous fumes bring
On the heat.
But if I don’t take this fuel,
Some other loser will, he’ll
Gas-up a lawn mower,
Or a damn leaf blower.
Never mind the gasses
Of the masses: since what’s done
Is done, what’s drilled is drilled.
I don’t feel responsible—
‘Cause I can’t put it back
In the ground.
So I roll down my windows,
Boost the bass. ‘Cause I don’t care;
Using fossils for gas
Is recycling, dumbass.
Phillip MacArthur
I got my gas tank full.
As I pull out of the lot
I feel the extra weight
Of the precious nourishment
Pressing my car down close
To the road.
Now all the scientists say:
Stupid selfish people put
Pollution in the air
So everyone beware.
And: be sure to feel guilt
When a tilt in the priceless
Balance of the Earth drags
Mountains of ice to their knees
And poisonous fumes bring
On the heat.
But if I don’t take this fuel,
Some other loser will, he’ll
Gas-up a lawn mower,
Or a damn leaf blower.
Never mind the gasses
Of the masses: since what’s done
Is done, what’s drilled is drilled.
I don’t feel responsible—
‘Cause I can’t put it back
In the ground.
So I roll down my windows,
Boost the bass. ‘Cause I don’t care;
Using fossils for gas
Is recycling, dumbass.
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Yet another poem I wrote for a college class that I thought I had uploaded here, but I had not.
Take this one with a grain of salt, y'all.
Take this one with a grain of salt, y'all.
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I read this when it was printed and it gave me a good laugh- especially considering the other works by other authors in the same collection! I definitely enjoyed this.